Allah Commands You To Kill Yourself

The LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device) projects a focused beam of sound that, when it hits a persons head, creates a painfully loud screech, but only in that one skull. People standing next to the target hear nothing. They have no idea why the guy next to them ran away screaming or is rolling on the ground.

The US Navy discovered it could also broadcast speech for about the distance of a football field so they put it to use clearing the way for their ships in the northern part of the Persian Gulf. A destroyer would aim the LRAD at a sailor on a fishing ship to warn him they were coming through. That really freaked the fishermen out when they started hearing voices in their heads beamed from the big American ship. That's when things got interesting.

The Army has quietly deployed the LRAD to Iraq to mess with the heads of jihadis, who tend to be religious and superstitious. When our guys beam messages from Allah into their thick skulls, the jihadis go nuts. When Allah tells you in a revelation that you are a filthy dog who should surrender immediately, what's a jihadi gonna do? When Allah abandons your jihad, you might as well pack your Koran and go home.