Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Death To Juice!


The photo above depicts Muslims last Sunday mounting a pro-Palestinian demonstration in Manhattan. The radical Islamic nutcases think it's unfair for Israel to attack targets in Gaza in retaliation for thousands of rockets shot from there by Hamas into Israel.
But this hatred for Zionist juice seems over the top to me. Who's behind THAT? Maybe it's some sort of anti-semitic plot by Starbucks, eh? Or maybe those Red Bull bastards peddling their energy drinks. Maybe even the French vintners, eh? I wouldn't be a bit surprised if it was all some sort of Pinot Noir conspiracy.
Anyway, it reminds me of the famous poem by Pastor Martin Teetotaller:
In Palestine, they came first for the juice drinkers,
And I didn’t speak up because I didn’t drink juice;
And then they came for the tea drinkers,
And I didn’t speak up because I didn’t drink tea;
And then they came for the alcoholics,
And I didn’t speak up because I didn’t drink alcohol;
And then . . . they came for me . . .
And by that time there was no one left in the bar but us Diet Coke drinkers.
You're not safe, not even if you're drinking lemonade.

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9 Comments:

Blogger Miss T.C. Shore said...

Brilliant! (LOL'd) By the way, the protesters in the picture are "Morans"!

Wed Dec 31, 12:37:00 PM 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were these people educated in the American public school system?

That might explain some of it.


-Lazarus

Wed Dec 31, 04:27:00 PM 2008  
Blogger heidianne jackson said...

very clever, tantor. happy new year!

Thu Jan 01, 07:17:00 PM 2009  
Blogger Tantor said...

Backatcha, Heidianne!

Thu Jan 01, 09:02:00 PM 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just Zionist juice, if you read the small print.

Fri Jan 02, 01:44:00 PM 2009  
Blogger Tantor said...

Zionist juice controls all the juice, Anonymous.

Fri Jan 02, 02:19:00 PM 2009  
Anonymous Boaz Arad said...

Dear Tantor, May I translate this post to Hebrew for us Zionist Juices to enjoy?

Boaz Arad,
www.Anochi.com
Boaz.onroad[@]gmail.com

Thu Jun 11, 03:44:00 PM 2009  
Blogger Tantor said...

Feel free to do so, Boaz, as long as you don't spit any seeds on the blog from the juice.

Thu Jun 11, 04:05:00 PM 2009  
Anonymous Viagra Online said...

I have a friend that was in this strike he said that they thing that it could be a conspiracy but they don't know how difficult is to manage this situation without find any solution.

Fri Aug 27, 10:36:00 AM 2010  

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