Allah Commands You To Kill Yourself
The LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device) projects a focused beam of sound that, when it hits a persons head, creates a painfully loud screech, but only in that one skull. People standing next to the target hear nothing. They have no idea why the guy next to them ran away screaming or is rolling on the ground.
The US Navy discovered it could also broadcast speech for about the distance of a football field so they put it to use clearing the way for their ships in the northern part of the Persian Gulf. A destroyer would aim the LRAD at a sailor on a fishing ship to warn him they were coming through. That really freaked the fishermen out when they started hearing voices in their heads beamed from the big American ship. That's when things got interesting.
The Army has quietly deployed the LRAD to Iraq to mess with the heads of jihadis, who tend to be religious and superstitious. When our guys beam messages from Allah into their thick skulls, the jihadis go nuts. When Allah tells you in a revelation that you are a filthy dog who should surrender immediately, what's a jihadi gonna do? When Allah abandons your jihad, you might as well pack your Koran and go home.
The US Navy discovered it could also broadcast speech for about the distance of a football field so they put it to use clearing the way for their ships in the northern part of the Persian Gulf. A destroyer would aim the LRAD at a sailor on a fishing ship to warn him they were coming through. That really freaked the fishermen out when they started hearing voices in their heads beamed from the big American ship. That's when things got interesting.
The Army has quietly deployed the LRAD to Iraq to mess with the heads of jihadis, who tend to be religious and superstitious. When our guys beam messages from Allah into their thick skulls, the jihadis go nuts. When Allah tells you in a revelation that you are a filthy dog who should surrender immediately, what's a jihadi gonna do? When Allah abandons your jihad, you might as well pack your Koran and go home.
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6 Comments:
Now, if we can only beam that message worldwide to all the psycho terrorists... we'd be all set!
Good point, Lisa. Instead of narrowcasting Allah's commands into their heads we need to broadcast it.
merry christmas tantor!
Merry Christmas backatcha, Heidi, baby, and a Happy New Year full of victory in Iraq and a brand spankin' new Republican president.
happy new year, tantor to you and yours!
No doubt the libs will denounce the LRAD as torture any day now.
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