What's On Saudi TV?

Saudi Author Dr. Muhammad Al-'Arifi during an interview on a show produced by the Saudi Ministry of Religious Endowments which aired on Al-Risala TV on April 6, 2006 explains the ways of those wacky Western infidels:

"...they have organizations for homosexuals, organizations for people who marry animals - she marries a dog, a donkey, and so on... The organizations exist, and strangely enough, they are official. They have websites, and they publish magazines with pictures."

Yes, the West is full of women who marry dogs and donkeys then publish their wedding photos on the Internet so their families can enjoy them. That's what the Saudi government broadcasts on its government-controlled TV and the bigoted Saudi audiences believe.

Genius Dr. Al-'Arifi goes on to explain most Danish women have no idea who the fathers of their babies might be:

"According to statistics from Denmark, 54% of the births in Denmark are illegitimate. In this case, the term "illegitimate" does not mean a girl getting pregnant by her boyfriend. It refers to a woman, who gives birth in a hospital, and when the doctor asks her under whose name to register the baby - who's the father - she says: "I don't know. It might be the doorman... No, no, it might be the company director... It might be the clerk, or the taxi driver... I don't know." They end up registering the child in her own name. That's an "illegitimate" birth. But when she says that the child is from her boyfriend, that's fine..."

Saudi Arabia is our partner in the war against terror. Feel reassured?