He Shoulda Stuck With The Cold Cuts
It all started when Mary McCann, 58, refused to heat up a sandwich for her live-in boyfriend, Walter Fordyce, 58, both of Uniontown, PA.
An argument ensued in which Walter threw Mary to the floor, stomped on her chest, beat her head against the floor, and threw a microwave oven on her. She died. Walter says that despite the stomping, head-banging, and microwave-throwing, he didn't mean to kill Mary, "It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose."
When he realized Mary was dead, Walter popped a beer, and had himself a drink before he asked a neighbor to call 911.
The type of sandwich was not identified.
An argument ensued in which Walter threw Mary to the floor, stomped on her chest, beat her head against the floor, and threw a microwave oven on her. She died. Walter says that despite the stomping, head-banging, and microwave-throwing, he didn't mean to kill Mary, "It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose."
When he realized Mary was dead, Walter popped a beer, and had himself a drink before he asked a neighbor to call 911.
The type of sandwich was not identified.
posted by Steverino at 1:37 PM
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