Friday, April 14, 2006

He Shoulda Stuck With The Cold Cuts

It all started when Mary McCann, 58, refused to heat up a sandwich for her live-in boyfriend, Walter Fordyce, 58, both of Uniontown, PA.

An argument ensued in which Walter threw Mary to the floor, stomped on her chest, beat her head against the floor, and threw a microwave oven on her. She died. Walter says that despite the stomping, head-banging, and microwave-throwing, he didn't mean to kill Mary, "It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose."

When he realized Mary was dead, Walter popped a beer, and had himself a drink before he asked a neighbor to call 911.

The type of sandwich was not identified.


Post a Comment

<< Home