Horndog Bill At It Again

Diana Hayden of India, Bollywood actress and model, had met President Bill Clinton at the White House in 1997 when she visited as the reigning Miss World. Two weeks ago on September 7, she ran into him again at a reception in the northern Indian city of Lucknow, where he was the guest-of-honour, and playfully asked him if he remembered her.

"How can a man forget meeting a beautiful woman like you?," Slick Willy said, as quoted by the Times of India.

"I wasn't expecting him to recognise me at all," said the flustered Indian cutie. "When he did, I was stunned, and didn't know what to say next."

Don't worry, baby, Willy won't want you to say anything when he guides you into the side room to rap about world affairs. Methinks that these world tours of Bills may be leaving a trail of stained blue dresses around the globe.