Saturday, September 17, 2005

Muslim Declares Jihad On Burger King

Rashad Akhtar, 27, a Muslim living in High Wycombe, Scotland claims that the lids of ice cream cones sold by Burger King are sacrilegious to Islam because they resemble the Arabic inscription for Allah. Burger King cravenly apologized to the bogus complaint from hypersensitive Akhtar, saying, "The design simply represents a spinning ice-cream cone." Burger King pulled the dessert from its menu and is spending thousands of dollars to redesign the lid. It has enlisted the Muslim Council of Britain to review the design.

A photo of the lid next to a sample of the Arabic inscription for Allah are shown, side by side, above, courtesy of "Narcissistic Views On News Politics". While there is some similarity, it is pretty obvious that the art on the Burger King package is a stylized depiction of an ice cream cone. There is no mistaking it for Allah unless you are an idiot Muslim who believes in a chocolate Allah with a curlicue on top. Perhaps his Allah comes with sprinkles, too.

Akhtar is not impressed with the concessions made and has demanded that Muslims boycott the infidel dogs at Burger King, "This is my jihad. How can you say it is a spinning swirl? If you spin it one way to the right you are offending Muslims." It sounds like Akhtar won't be satisfied until the Burger King executives are beheaded.

Let's step back and look at the big picture. Many Muslim countries make a practice of outlawing other religions, actively discriminate against them, make non-Muslims second class citizens, forbid the display of their religious symbols, and generally think it's perfectly acceptable to disrespect anything other than Islam. Yet, these same arrogant Muslims come to the West and are outraged if they imagine they see an insult to Islam in their ice cream cones. Islam is a religion of perpetual grievance, mostly contrived, which demands a respect from other religions it never grants them.

Akhtar's jihad is an example of the advantage Muslims take of the Western welcome of diverse beliefs. If we honor every one of their illegitimate complaints, they'll have us chasing our own tails. When we act on their bogus grievances, it only encourages them to make more demands, of which their ultimate demand is that the whole world bow to Mecca.

*** UPDATE ***

Other things that offend the insufferably bigoted Muslims are the Red Cross, Nike shoes, and Coca-Cola. Alhamedi, the dissident Saudi of The Religious Policeman points out that Middle Easterners don't believe in rendering apologies because they will lose face. However, they very much believe they deserve apologies from Westerners.


Anonymous C130 Aunt said...

Hey Asstar - keyword RESEMBLE - go choke on a pork chop if you don't want a BK burger

Sun Sep 18, 04:45:00 PM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As you guys talk to yourself in the dark remember women, children, and even pets are discriminated in your mind altering society. Grow up. Go live on the moon where you men can spank yourselves five times a day and wonder why the world is getting fed up with your insanity. Love everybody you see on the street, not just your followers of hate.

Mon Aug 11, 07:55:00 PM 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a muslim, this claim is utter ridiculous. However, it's the white people in this community who degrade everything planet Earth has to offer. White people are the cause for racism, oppression, discrimination, insanity, and murder. YOU, white people, are the reason why this world is so fucked up. I would cock slap each and one of you if Islam did not tell me to respect you all. You all are the shit that comes out of my ass. Though, I do like vanilla! =)

Fri Jul 10, 01:27:00 AM 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH-MY-GOD!!! this is so disrespectful!!! this religion is a religion that believes in peace! this guy might have gotten offended so just change it!! im muslim and i respect all other religions!! i think its so racist how ppl misjudge us. After all, the religion SAYS to respect all other religions!! there are bitchy ppl from every relgion, ok!! dnt be hating!

Fri Jan 29, 06:12:00 PM 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

White people the cause of everything? How is THAT racists. I think RACISTS are the cause of racism in this country - they come in all colors shapes, and sizes.

Fri Oct 29, 02:28:00 PM 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christopher Hitchens said "religion poisons everything", he would never have guessed even our ice-cream. It is stunning this can take place in the UK , usually it's the Americans clinging on to the Dark Ages.

Sun Jan 05, 04:51:00 AM 2014  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uk is like a spider with a wasp in it's web

Tue Jan 07, 08:46:00 PM 2014  
Blogger Will said...


"Tho I do like vanilla" WTF?!!! Speaking of crazy! . . . hahahahahaha! What. An. Idiot!

Muslim penis is so small you can't call them cocks and the only thing YOU'D be slapping is the inside of your secret pet sheep lovers mouth you nasty pig-dick licker!

Sun Oct 09, 01:12:00 PM 2016  
Blogger Will said...

Too late, pig-fucker! The true people of Islam are the extremist! Everyone else is living a watered down version of it - DO YOU NOT READ THE KORAN OR THE HADITH? You are delusional, please wake up!

Remember - you people hated first, you drew first blood, now you get to pay and pay you will - IN SPADES MOTHERFUCKER!

Sun Oct 09, 01:19:00 PM 2016  
Blogger Will said...

You mean holding true to what right . . .

Sun Oct 09, 01:20:00 PM 2016  

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