Same Country, Different Dreams

Kelly Bulkeley, a dream researcher who teaches at the University of California at Berkeley, has been studying the difference between liberal and conservative dreams. Her findings:

"Conservatives sleep more soundly than liberals, and they have fewer dreams. In addition, the dreams of liberals are more "bizarre.""

Liberal women don't sleep well at all, remember more of their dreams, and dream a lot about homosexuality. Conservative men sleep like rocks, don't remember their dreams, and never have gay dreams.

Bulkeley finds that conservatives had more nightmares during Clinton's administration, but fewer nightmares when Bush was elected President. By contrast, liberal nightmares increased dramatically under President Bush.

Heh, heh, heh.