Death To Juice!

The photo above depicts Muslims last Sunday mounting a pro-Palestinian demonstration in Manhattan. The radical Islamic nutcases think it's unfair for Israel to attack targets in Gaza in retaliation for thousands of rockets shot from there by Hamas into Israel.

But this hatred for Zionist juice seems over the top to me. Who's behind THAT? Maybe it's some sort of anti-semitic plot by Starbucks, eh? Or maybe those Red Bull bastards peddling their energy drinks. Maybe even the French vintners, eh? I wouldn't be a bit surprised if it was all some sort of Pinot Noir conspiracy.

Anyway, it reminds me of the famous poem by Pastor Martin Teetotaller:

In Palestine, they came first for the juice drinkers,
And I didn’t speak up because I didn’t drink juice;
And then they came for the tea drinkers,
And I didn’t speak up because I didn’t drink tea;
And then they came for the alcoholics,
And I didn’t speak up because I didn’t drink alcohol;
And then . . . they came for me . . .
And by that time there was no one left in the bar but us Diet Coke drinkers.

You're not safe, not even if you're drinking lemonade.