Blonds To Be Extinct In Two Centuries

According to a scientific study, blonds were a mutation in the human population which occurred at least ten thousand years ago and who immediately stole all the brunettes boyfriends. Unfortunately, blond domination has crested and is now in decline because an insufficient number of people carry the blond gene, dooming blonds to go the way of the brontosaurus. The World Health Organization sadly reports that the last blond will be born in Finland in 2202, after which brunettes will have more fun at last.

Update: OK, so it turns out this story is a hoax but it's just too good to take down.