Pork BBQ Signals Victory In Baghdad

Bassim Dencha, 32, one of the last Christians left in Iraq and the co-owner of Baghdad's finest supermarket, "Al-Warda" on Karada Street, is now selling pork chops and bratwurst. Ham and ribs had been confined to the Green Zone until now by the depredations of the crazy-ass Muslim fundamentalists who attacked shops and their owners who sold pork products, forbidden by their backward religion. Now that the jihadis have been beaten down and driven away, the Baghdadis are lining up for their brats.

It's another miscalculation in a torrent of mistakes made by the dumb as dirt jihadis. When you make war on barbecue, you have no chance of winning. None. Barbecue conquers all.